The Batchelor

The festival is next week, and you still don't have a date! Your family fears that you'll spend the rest of your eternity alone, so if you don't manage to find a partner, they'll pair you up themselves. Good news though, a fellow vampire has arrived at your cozy (i.e. haunted) town. Even better, they've moved in next door! If you don't manage to reel this strange sun-loving vampire in, you'll still have your best (unfortunately not-vampire) friend to keep you company. You miss every neck you don't bite, so it doesn't hurt to try. The worst thing they can do is say no!