Daytime Drama

You are Sanya K. Waffles, SSA of the recently de-funded Boredomdai Civil Defence. Your friends are captured by terrorists who storm a local TV station. You just happen to be the only cop in the area not in on the terrorists' plan. You decide to cut them down, and quickly you find they're not your usual mooks. With deranged dolphin demons, facsimilies of cartoon characters and other denizens helping this seige, you know this isn't a typical coup d'etat. You were supposed to be on vacation. Now you're gonna make them pay. Plus the government has a lot to answer for in the end, but that's not your place. Your place: make the fuckers who did this attack pay.